Dracula 3000
2004 Starring Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniak, Coolio, Alexandra Camp-Groeneveld, Tiny Lister, Udo Kier Rated R 86 Minutes
Trailer: http://www.videodetective.com/trailer-preview.asp?publishedid=248608
Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.
Rating:1/10 When watching Dracula 3000, you think you know what you are getting. And yet it still seems worse than what it should be. Somebody has to tell Casper Van Dien that he is not leading material. He definitely was not captain material, as he should have been. He was the most unconvincing captain I have ever seen in movies. I was waiting for Tiny Lister to stand up and smakc him like a little bitch, because that is how he came across. Erika Eleniak sure did not fit in as well either. Coolio should just quit. He has never been anything good in a movie yet. This story was bad. I mean Dracula in space. Everytime we have seen a horror icon in space, it never turns out well. As a matter of fact it turns out quite laughably. This was no exception. This movie was slow, very boring and pointless(no pun intended). The special effects looked like they were done by a kindergarten class. No wait, they would have done better. The dialogue sounded as if it was written by someone who was going through puberty. "I wanna ejaculate on your bazonkas." Yeah... Right... No matter how many laughs you think you are going to get from renting this, don't. There are none.
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